How to achieve inner peace

I'm passing this along to you, because it's definitely working for me.

I think I have found inner peace.

I recently read an article that said the best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started.

So, today I finished two large bags of potato crisps, a chocolate gateau, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, a box of peppermint creams, and I beat the living **** out of someone I have never liked.

I feel MUCH better already.