A man is having a problem with his son and goes to see his rabbi. "I sent him to Hebrew School and gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah," says the man, "and now he tells me he's decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "I also brought my boy up in the faith and gave him a fancy Bar Mitzvah. Then one day he, too, tells me he's decided to become a Christian."

"So what did you do?" asked the man.

"I turned to God for the answer," replied the Rabbi.

"And what did He say?" pressed the man.

Rabbi sighed and said, "God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "